January 27th 2007

FCC
The FCC Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue for showing a bare buttock. ABC executives said the fine is unfair because NBC shows Donald Trump all the time and what can be a bigger ass than him.

Rebates
According to congress rebates could be in your hands by May, but may not

Rambo
Sylvester Stallone is back this weekend with the 4th chapter of Rambo. This time the Vietnam War veteran John Rambo returns to fight and evil creature that despises him and all of his kind: Bill O’ Reilly.

Sylvester Stallone is back this weekend with the 4th chapter of Rambo. This time John Rambo used his arsenal to fight congress to get the approval of over-the-counter testosterone.

Couples
A new study finds that spouses who fight with each other live longer. Unfortunately that theory didn’t apply for OJ’s wife.

A new study finds that spouses who fight with each other live longer. Knowing my wife, she won’t fight with me anymore after this.

South Carolina
Things do not continue to shape up for John Edwards in the Democratic primaries as yesterday he finished in 3rd in his born state. Things were so bad that he even finished last among hairdressers and barbers in South Carolina.

In the South Carolina primaries only 2 out of 10 black people didn’t vote for Obama. Apparently Bryant Gumbel and Wayne Brady were registered to vote there.

Fire
A huge fire broke out on the top floors of a 3,000-room Las Vegas hotel and Casino on Friday, forcing the evacuation of guests and staff and quickly engulfing parts of the building's facade and roof. Last time people saw flames of that magnitude in Vegas was when Siegfried and Roy invited Clay Aken on stage.