January 24th 2008

Hi there, I'm still fighting this never-ending cold, I feel more useless than an ashtray in a motorcycle. Fortunately today Newsday posted one of my jokes and that definetely made me feel better. Thanks to Newsday and Mr. Rasak for choosing of my jokes, always an honor. Here's the link:

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun245549231jan24,0,5148546.story

Mars
British newspapers showed their readers a NASA image from Mars Wednesday, and pointed out a detail that looks like the silhouette of a walking humanoid. The image is not clear but there’s evidence this creature was complaining for the non inclusion of Kucinich in the NBC presidential debate.

John McCain
During a speech yesterday Republican presidential candidate John McCain made a mistake and said that Putin was the German president. President Bush felt embarrassed and on behalf of his party decided to apologize to Putin sending him a bouquet of flowers to Italy.

Giuiliani
Rudy Guliani is selling his 1966 Corvair to help raise more campaign funds. According to Giuliani the car is a guzzler, it only does 9 to 11 miles a gallon.

Rudy Guliani is selling his 1966 Corvair to help raise more campaign funds. Apparently he wants to get rid of the car because if the backseat of the car starts talking he’ll get into a lot of trouble.

Rice
Condoleeza Rice is offering Iran normal ties if they drop their nuclear plans. Rice knows that Ahmadinejad would do anything to update his wardrobe.

Terrorism
North Korea has met the legal criteria to be removed from the U.S. terrorism list. Apparently, there were no signs of oil there.

John Edwards
Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards continues struggling to make his message to the middle class be heard. Maybe if he realized there’s no middle class left in America.

Leash
A Goth couple got kicked off a bush in England because the guy was holding the girl on a leash. The bus driver said there was nothing personal; it’s just that the guy was not carrying doo-doo bags with him.