March 19th 2008

Obama
Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama spoke Tuesday in Philadelphia about his hope for a conversation about race that can help unite the country. It definitely worked; the speech united all rich white Americans against Obama

Barack Obama’s delivered a defining speech asking America to overcome racism. The speech had an immediate impact on some people. Apparently, McGreevey and his wife promised to have their next threesome with a black person.

Guns
Supreme Court appears ready to rule that Americans have a constitutional right to keep guns in their homes for self-defense. It is a tricky ruling though, because by the time they pass it, nobody in America will own a home.

McCain
In a recent poll, McCain's favorable ratings reached 67% -the highest among all the presidential candidates-. It makes sense; you won’t find people that don’t have favorable views of their grandpas, but that doesn’t mean you are going to let your grandpa drive your car, though.

In a recent poll, 67% of the people had a favorable view of John McCain. The other 33% are Republicans.

According to a report released on Tuesday by the Alzheimer's Association, an estimated 5.2 million Americans have Alzheimer's disease. This means McCain has more chances of becoming president.

Runaway Bride
The man who was once engaged to the runaway bride has gotten married… to another woman. Apparently, during the ceremony he didn’t only tie the knot but also his now wife.

American Idol
American Idol has scheduled several charity shows to help the poor. Apparently, they started last night when the contestants sang Beatles songs to raise money for recently-divorced Paul McCartney.

Hillary
The National Archives announced Tuesday it would release 11,046 pages of Hillary Clinton's daily schedules at the Little Rock facility and online Wednesday. The schedules mostly show Hillary doing things 500 miles away from Bill.

David Paterson
New York new governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he and his wife had extramarital affairs. Unfortunately for Paterson, he’ll be the only politician that won’t get a Viagra endorsement because the company doesn’t want to remind its customers of Viagra’s side effects.

New York new and first blind governor, David Paterson, told the Daily News that he had extramarital affairs. Unfortunately for Paterson, some people saw former New Jersey governor McGreevey wearing a wig and tipping Paterson’s eye-seeing dog.

Women
According to a therapist, the best time of the day for a woman to reach an orgasm is between 1:00 P.M. and 5:00 P.M. I feel bad for my wife, because I am still working at that time and she has to work hard at home dealing with the daily chores like receiving the mail, the pool boy, the milkman…