April 3rd 2008

Hi everybody, good news, I’m in Newsday again. I want to take a moment to thank that great newspaper and Mr. Rasak for choosing one of my jokes. It is always an honor to see my name next great comedy writers. Check the link here.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5636075apr03,0,5415312.story

Sex Scandal
The husband of U.S. Senator Debbie Stabenow told police he paid a prostitute $150 for sex at a hotel, according to a police report. The senator was really embarrassed, you know how bad she looks in front of other politician’s wives that her husband only paid 150$ for a prostitute.

Radio executive Tom Athans, husband of U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow was caught Feb. 26 by undercover officers investigating a possible prostitution ring in a room at the Residence Inn near Big Beaver and Interstate 75 in Detroit. He was surprised, he always thought that what happens in Big Beaver stays in Big Beaver.

Another sex scandal involving a politician and a prostitute. Whoever is making those light blue suits wives wear at the press conferences must be making a lot of money.

McCain
Republican candidate John McCain has been criticized by both Democratic candidates on his lack of economic knowledge. McCain’s staffers minimized those comments and said McCain is really good with numbers, and you can see that every day at Bingo Night.

Hillary
Hilary Clinton has made a new ad in which she says she’ll be ready to answer the phone at 3 AM to deal with an economic crisis. I don’t want to discourage her but if the economy continues to slow, chances are the phone calls at the White House will be answered by a receptionist in India.

Hilary Clinton has made a new ad in which she says she’ll be ready to answer the phone at 3 AM to deal with an economic crisis. She’s done it before, Bill has called drunk many times to complain he’s run out of money, and is in desperate needs of 1$ dollars bills.

Hillary Clinton has made another 3 AM phone call ad. It now seems she is running to become a receptionist at the White House.

Obama
Democratic presidential candidate Barak Obama got into a little confrontation with a photo seeker who according to the candidate has been selling his pictures on eBay. Apparently Obama was fed up with all the people on eBay selling toasts with his image on it.

Sen. Barack Obama told MSNBC's Chris Matthews that he has fallen off the wagon a couple of times when it comes to smoking. Judging by his bowling performance he definitely doesn’t smoke “Lucky Strikes”

Sen. Barack Obama told MSNBC's Chris Matthews that he has fallen off the wagon a couple of times when it comes to smoking. Now Fox is accusing him of having ties with terrorists because he smokes “Camels”

Studies
A recent study shows that after 5 years of marriage your happiness level plunge. 5 years, that long?

Scientists say they have created embryos by mixing the cells of humans and cows. Finally some good news for Bill Clinton.