July 23rd 2008

McCain
Senator John McCain complained because there was only one reporter waiting for him in Manchester as his plane emblazoned with his campaign slogan, "Reform, Prosperity, Peace" landed. Apparently, there were more reporters waiting for McCain, but when they saw "Reform, Prosperity, Peace" on the plane they thought it was another candidate.

Senator John McCain complained because there was only one reporter waiting for him when he arrived in Manchester. Wow! “Why so many?” said Ralph Nader...

Babies
A recent poll found that adult Americans think that Barack Obama is a better kisser than John McCain, and that babies equally hate to be kissed by either candidate.

Economy
The mortgage crisis is getting worse. Today Fox foreclosed the show "House."

Batman
Christian Bale is accused of assaulting his mother and sister. It’s understandable; how would you react if your mom and sister washed your superhero cape together with some red underwear?

Christian Bale is accused of assaulting his mother and sister. How would react if your mom and sister among everybody else constantly reminded you that Heath Ledger stole the movie.

Obama
It was reported Monday that Barack Obama is the presidential candidate with the bigger number of paid staffers in history. Well, when you have people in your own party that want to cut your nuts you need as much protection as possible.

Britney
Britney Spears was photographed with her two-year-old son Sean Preston on Sunday as he attempted to play with his mom's cigarettes. Fortunately, the kid didn’t go for the cocaine and pills that were inside Britney’s purse.

Britney Spears was photographed with her two-year-old son Sean Preston on Sunday as he attempted to play with his mom's cigarettes. Like father like son, Sean was probably trying to impress Angelina Jolie’s new baby girl Vivienne Marcheline.

Viagra
A new study says that Viagra can increase the sexual desire in women who are on antidepressants, especially when they finally see something moving in their husbands’ pants.

Talking about Viagra, one of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Can the makers also get me some deafness so I don’t have to hear my wife complain?

Celebrities
The Jonas brothers have purchased a house together in Texas. Finally a house in Texas that will have more young girls than the polygamists’ sect compound!

Will Ferrell joked that the best parenting advice he could give Nicole Kidman is to talk to your children at least once a week. Well If I was Will Ferrel’s son, I would like him to talk only once a week so he doesn’t embarrass me in front of all my friends.