July 18th 2008

Friday leftovers. Hey please send me an e-mail with comments, ideas, suggestions, money offers, or anything at
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Obama
Barack Obama made three separate visits to Chicago-area gyms in one day this week. Apparently, he wants to be fit to run away in case he sees Jesse Jackson with a pair of scissors.

Barack Obama made three separate visits to Chicago-area gyms in one day this week. McCain, 3 visits to the same bathroom, but just in an hour.

Several media outlets reported Thursday that Barack Obama exercises regularly. McCain, on the other hand, just whishes he was regular.

Sewage
The ordinance initiative to changing the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility to the ‘George W Bush Sewage Plant’ will be on the November ballot. I don’t think that’s fair; Bush does the opposite to a Wastewater Treatment Facility; the plant transforms crap into something reusable, whereas Bush transforms usable stuff into crap.

Babies
A record number of babies were born in the U.S. in 2007. Apparently, sperm banks were like any other banks in 07, carelessly giving loans to everybody.

World Cup
The South African government is pushing to temporarily legalize prostitution in the country during the World Cup. Apparently, they want everybody to score to make soccer more interesting.

Britney
Britney Spears is recording a new album. Her manager said this one is going to be as a much a hit as the last one, which was named... Crap what was the name? Does anybody remember?

Leno
Jay Leno is saying that he's officially done with NBC and will be leaving the network. I don’t want to say the Network is in crisis after Leno’s departure, but today even the Turkey quit.

Starbucks
Starbucks is closing stores all over the country. That is going to hurt the I'm-pretending-to-be-a-writer industry.