July 24th 2008

Bush
President Bush said that the bad economy is because Wall Street "got drunk." Well, his administration has kept alcohol flowing for the last 7 years and the worst part is that we had to take care of the tab and the Bush administration was the only one tipped.

President Bush said that Wall Street "got drunk," and now it's "got a hangover." If they have the hangover, why is it that we all have the headache?

President Bush said that the bad economy is because Wall Street "got drunk." So, the bubble that burst was a champagne bubble?

McCain
McCain is spending more money in campaign ads. His latest and most expensive one, to be released this week is called “The Mummy.”

John McCain said Tuesday that he would much rather lose a campaign than lose a war. He must have won a Risk game in 2000 when he lost to Bush then.

Dolly
Hurricane Dolly slammed ashore and then loitered over deep south Texas. FEMA is kind of lost; today they announced they are sending shepherds to take care of dolly, the sheep.

Lottery
The Park Avenue doorman who kept his job after winning a $5 million lottery says it might be time to quit while he's ahead. He said he’s financially secure and expects to live on the interest of his money deposited in Indymac bank.

Winehouse
There’s an online registry that lists every known meth lab in the U.S that have been identified by Johnny Law as one-time meth labs. Or, if you want more up-to-date info, you can always check Amy Winehouse’s blackberry.

Amy Winehouse got her own statue at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in London yesterday. But it would resemble her better with time, when the statue starts to get some cracks.

Economy
I don’t want to say the inflation is hitting hard, but today 50 cents was forced to change his name to 70 cents.