January 22nd 2007

Wal-Mart
A Wisconsin-based activist group, has filed a legal complaint against Wal-Mart Stores Inc. for allegedly mislabeling non-organic products as being certified organic in some of its stores. Investigative reporters immediately launched a search to find the person that goes to Wal-Mart to buy organic products.

Cheney
Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to testify for the defense in the Scooter Libby case. I don’t know you but I would hate to be behind Cheney when he goes through the metal detector.

Survival
A man that crashed through a window in a hotel early Saturday and plummeted 16 floors survived when he was caught by a roof awning. The only other person that survived a fall that high is President Bush.

Work
According to a new joint survey by "Marie Claire" and "Esquire" magazines, 7% of women have answered a work phone call while having sex. The other 93% were having sex with their the bosses at work.

According to a new joint survey by "Marie Claire" and "Esquire" magazines, 12% of men have answered a work phone call while having sex. The one that will never be among that 12%: Kevin Federline.

Hillary Clinton
During Hillary Clinton’s speech to launch her candidacy for president, she invited everyone to chat. She probably forgot that the last time a politician chatted with people he ended in Rehab.