January 29th 2007

Hillary Singing
A microphone mix up caught Senator Hillary Clinton’s voice singing along to the National Anthem. This is not the first time a Clinton was heard singing, last time a mic caught Bill serenading a intern with "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

People believe that the mix up of a microphone that caught Senator Hillary Clinton singing the National Anthem out of tune makes her look more humane, more genuine. When he heard those comments, John Kerry and Al Gore decided to offer themselves to sing at the Super Bowl.

Myspace
MySpace is close to launching local versions of its site in Mexico as part of an aggressive international expansion. According to a recent survey it seems like a waste of time because Mexicans would rather use Myspace in the US.

MySpace is close to launching local versions of its site in China. It’ll be the same Myspace page but a lot smaller.

John Edwards
Presidential candidate and advocate for the poor, John Edwards is being criticized for building a $6 million, 29,000-square-foot home. He’d better paint it white and call it the "White House" because that is the only chance he’ll ever be in one.

Bush
President George W. Bush concluded his annual State of the Union address this week with the words "the State of our Union is strong...” He was definitely not talking about the union of the Republican party.

Tens of thousands of anti-war protesters rallied in front of the US Capitol yesterday to pressure the government to get out of Iraq. I don’t think President Bush quite understood the march because he offered them a path to legalization.

In other news...
The Council of American-Islamic relations have renewed their objections of Muslims being portrayed as terrorists on Fox’s "24." They said they would go to Hollywood and complain personally, but unfortunately they are not allowed to board any planes.

According to the British tabloids, several important actors like Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman won’t work with Lindsay Lohan. Apparently they were tired of having their booze stolen on the set.