February 26th 2007

Oscars
Once again the Oscar ceremony gathered the biggest celebrities in Hollywood and also some well known politicians. There were quiet a few Democrats and Republican congressmen among the audience, doing what they do best: working as seat fillers.

Melissa Etheridge won an Oscar for best original song with "I Need to Wake Up". People felt identified with the song specially after watching 3 hours of the boring ceremony.

Jennifer Hudson won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. The best support was exactly what she needed to be able to hold her boobs from exploding out of that tight dress.

Beaver
The first beaver in nearly 200 years has been spotted in New York City. Unfortunately for New Yorkers the beaver was spotted jumping on tables and climbing into food trays at a Taco Bell restaurant.

Britney
Britney Spears has been in rehab for almost 6 days already. It seems security has finally found a way to prevent the pop star from escaping again; they locked the door and hid the key inside her underwear drawer.

Prince Harry
Twenty-two-year-old Prince Harry of England is now preparing for deployment to Iraq. It seems that after we failed with the democratization of Iraq, we are going to try with a monarchy.

Education
Some U.S. schools are looking at extending their hours. Apparently with all the time the kids spend eating at the cafeteria and having affairs with their teachers the regular amount of hours is not enough anymore.

Anna Nicole
The paternity claims in the Anna Nicole Smith’s case will continue in a Bahamas court. What is certain though is that watching Anna Nicole’s mom’s looks on TV it is not strange that nobody is claiming to be the grandfather of Anna Nicole’s daughter.