February 19th 2007

Bush
President Bush had two moles removed from his left temple last Thursday. The president was very satisfied with the operation and said he hopes it will stop the leaking in the White House.

Phones
A company has designed a mobile phone for people over 65. It is expected that scooter accidents will increase 500%.

A company has designed a mobile phone for people over 65. If the number of accidents caused by old people driving was huge, can you imagine now that they will be on the phone?

Back up
Authorities in Pennsylvania were surprised that despite improvements on the weather, the 50-mile back up on Interstate 78 didn't clear. They later discovered it was just a long line of men claiming to be Anna Nicole Smith's baby's father.

A 50-mile back up on Interstate 78 in Pennsylvania forced the National Guard troops in Humvees to deliver food, and baby supplies to stranded crazyastronauts.

Father
Bridget Moynahan is pregnant and says New England Patriots quarterback TomBrady is the father. Hollywood reporters were really shocked by the news,not because Moynahan's three-year relationship with Tom Brady had ended late last year, but rather because laletly in Hollywood it is news to know who the father is.

Bridget Moynahan is pregnant and says New England Patriots quarterback TomBrady is the father. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband,has filed legal documents seeking a D-N-A test, though.

IBM
A man who was fired by IBM for visiting an adult chat room at work is suing the company for $5 million, claiming he is an Internet addict who deserves treatment and sympathy rather than dismissal. "I wished I had thought of that" said Mark Foley.

NBA All Star
The NBA All-Star game is in Las Vegas. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, in this case more than 200 pregnancies.