February 6th 2007

Non- Binding
Democrats said they will continue pushing to get support in the Senate for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush's decision to send additional troops to Iraq. It’ll be hard to get the numbers as for most people in the senate a non-binding resolution is like having a discussion with their wives, useless....

Casino Baby
A woman playing slots at an Atlantic City, N.J., casino gave birth to a baby boy on the casino floor. Unfortunately for the woman, it took a while for her to get any help as everybody started betting on who the father of the baby was.

Ted Haggard
One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual." Apparently Haggard had a new massage with a male masseuse and this time "it" didn’t move.

Dance Revolution
West Virginia is using the video game "Dance Dance Revolution" to help kids lose weight in school. Apparently "Dance Dance Revolution" helps kids want to exercise and tone their bodies by making them gay.

Candidates
More and more candidates are running for president in 08 and the campaigns are lasting longer than in any other presidential race. More than a “Presidential Race” it looks like a “Presidential Marathon”.