January 31st 2007

The Police
The Police will reunite to perform at this year's Grammys ceremony, the Recording Academy announced Tuesday. The Police will be performing right after 50 Cents gets on stage and the brawl breaks out.

Castro
Cuban state television on Tuesday showed a video of a healthier looking Fidel Castro meeting and speaking with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Authorities believe the video is quite recent because in the background you can see cars newer than 1965.

Miss America
Most of the contestants of this year’s Miss America beauty pageant said during the Q&A session that they want world peace. So is they believe in world peace so strongly why is that I never see a hot woman at the anti war rallies?

Candidates
Judging by the great variety of presidential candidates, political analysts believe it is very likely that a candidate representing a minority can get to the White House in 08. Pardon my ignorance but “a minority” among politicians means an honest one?

Alcohol Test
A New Jersey school district plans to institute random urine tests to detect if alcohol has been consumed. The test is required by the students who were tired of waking up next to ugly teachers.

Coffee
"Consumer Reports" ran a coffee taste test and most of the Starbucks coffee reviews said that Starbucks coffee was "strong, but burnt and bitter enough to make your eyes water instead of open." and that was before they knew how much it costs.

MySpace
According to some web stats, Barack Obama has more MySpace friends than any other candidate. On the other hand John Kerry’s MySpace account doesn’t even list Tom as a friend.

Global Warming
Two private advocacy groups told a congressional hearing Tuesday that climate scientists at seven government agencies say they have been subjected to political pressure aimed at downplaying the threat of global warming. The scientists claimed they were forced to wear winter coats during summer.