February 5th 2007

Bomb Scare
Turner Broadcasting Systems and Interference Inc. have agreed to pay $2 million for a Cartoon Network advertising campaign that caused a widespread bomb scare, the attorney general said Monday. NBC is preoccupied, if they have to pay everytime one its shows is consider a bomb , they’ll file for bankrupcy today.

Last week a marketing scheme to promote a cartoon for the Cartoon Network led to a bomb scare in Boston causing serious traffic problems, negatively affecting local businesses. After the disruption dissipated Dick Cheney was mad and proposed to send the Teletubbies to GITMO.

A letter bomb exploded at the headquarters of the company which administers the London traffic congestion tol. People in Boston suspect Sponge Bob Square Pants could be behind it.

Bush
President Bush on Monday unveiled a $2.9 trillion spending plan that devotes billions more to fighting the war in Iraq. According to the White House a couple of millions will go to the soldiers and the rest to run a couple of ads in the next Super Bowl.

NFL
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Friday that London will host an NFL game this fall at Wembley Stadium. I’d pay to see some of players jumping into the stands to celebrate a touchdown to realize all of a sudden that Hooligans are not that friendly as fans in America