February 4th 2007

Big Baby
A woman in Cancun gave birth this week to a 14.5 pound baby boy. Everything went fine until the doctor wanted to slap the baby to make him cry and the baby beat the heck out of him.

A woman in Cancun gave birth this week to a 14.5 pound baby boy. Apparently Britney’s babies put a request to hire the giant Mexican baby as their bodyguard.

Discrimination
The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission said Thursday that in 2006 there were 340 more discriminations complaints than in 2005. Apparently all of them came from the Senator Jon Biden’s office.

San Francisco
The San Francisco mayor admitted he had an affair with his campaign manager’s wife. San Francisco voters were totally sad and disappointed when they find out that their mayor was heterosexual.

Google
US President George W. Bush is no longer Google's top response to Internet searches for "miserable failure." Google’s engineers said they finally fixed the problem and from now onwards the top response for "miserable failure" would be the usual porn. Ironically, you would still get Bush.