February 15th 2007

Paula Abdul
"American Idol" executive producer Nigel Lythgoe admitted that producers are editing out parts of the show in which Paula Abdul sounds drunk and incoherent. The producers were immediately contacted by the White House to edit future Bush's speeches.

Bush
During a White House press conference, President Bush acknowledged that it's hard for him living in the beautiful White House to give you an assessment of what’s really goes on in Iraq, especially because in the White House they only watch Fox News.

Viagra
Despite rumors to the contrary, Viagra will not be distributed over the counter in England, not on Valentine's Day, nor on any other day. The news came down hard on some Brits… Well, not that hard.

Libby Trial
Scooter Libby’s attorneys were quite confident their new strategy will help their client. They are now saying that actually the first one to tell his client about Plame was Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole
The judge in the Anna Nicole case determined that her body can be release and there will be a hearing to determine who gets it. If they don’t hurry up the worms will.

Hardaway
During a radio interview Retired Miami Heat guard Tim Hardaway said Wednesday that he hates gay people, but later said he regretted the remarks.. Apparently he is heading to the same rehab center than Grey’s Anatomy actor, Isaac Washington, but with one question on his mind: who is going to be top or bottom in the bunk beds.

Dancing with the Stars (let’s get them out of the way...)
People magazine reported that Heather Mills could be part of the next "Dancing with the Stars". Well nobody will accuse her of having two left feet.

People magazine reported that Heather Mills could be part of the next "Dancing with the Stars". I think it will sound quite awkward when people tell her before her performance "break a leg."

People magazine reported that Heather Mills could be part of the next "Dancing with the Stars." She did not believe it at first; she thought they were pulling her leg.

Affleck
In an interview actor Ben Affleck admitted he had a colonic and it was a very painful experience. He finally felt what we all feel when watching his movies.