February 20th 2007

Britney
According to some Hollywood reporters, after Britney Spears shaved her head, she was spotted in a club wearing a short blonde wig. Reporters confirmed later it wasn’t Spears the one wearing the wig, but actually one of her sons who was too embarrassed of being spotted next to his mom.

Anna Nicole
Now that enough DNA samples have been taken, Anna Nicole’s Smith body has been embalmed. Apparently the court used the same people who take care of Mick Jagger’s body.

The battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s continues. The issue has reached the political establishment, and now the Democratic Party wants to pass a non-binding resolution to avoid an attorney’s surge.

Jet-Blue
Some Wall Street analysts foresee a dark future for Jet-blue airlines, after the cancellation of hundreds of flights due to weather conditions. There’s some hope for Jet-Blue though, FEMA wants to hire the company to deliver help in case of a disaster.

Heart Association
The American Heart Association issued new guidelines saying women should consider taking a daily aspirin to prevent heart attacks. These guidelines made a lot of men happy, not so much because they care about their women’s heart condition, but rather because women won’t be able to say they have a headache anymore.

Bush
Majority Leader Harry Reid told CNN's "Late Edition that the war in Iraq is the worst foreign policy mistake in the history of this country. President Bush was really upset about those comments and promised that he’ll outdo himself by attacking Iran.

In a new poll, 58% of Americans said they wished the Bush presidency was already over; ironically the poll was conducted among George W Bush’s family members.