February 27th 2007

Al Gore
According to the Nashville Electric Service, Al Gore’s house consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year. Judging by Al Gore’s look nowadays, most of the energy in the house is probably spent in the use of the electric oven and the microwave.

Oscars
Viewers were disappointed to find out at the end of the Oscar ceremony that Forest Whitaker earned the best-actor Academy Award instead of old actor Peter O’ Toole. Members of the academy said that the Oscar was intended for Peter O’ Toole, but that he had died after the third hour of broadcast.

Forest Whitaker won best actor laurels Sunday for his role as brutal Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland." After the ceremony Dick Chenney was heard saying that anybody can play that role.

Cheney
A suicide bomber attacked the entrance to the main U.S. military base in Afghanistan on Tuesday during a visit by Vice President. The Secret Service’s response wasn’t that efficient; when they heard the loud boom near Cheney instead of sending an ambulance they sent an emergency lawyer.

American Idol
Pictures of "American Idol" contestant Antonella Barba performing oral sex on a man have surfaced on the Internet. Former president Clinton released a statement making clear he has not started job interviews for the future presidency of Hilary.

Workers
A new study reports fewer than half of workers in America like their jobs. The worst part is that those are the illegal workers.

Iraq
The most prominent Sunni in Iraq said Monday that the United States is going to have to come up with a "Plan B" if the current crackdown fails to stem the violence in the capital. The Bush administration said they first need to come up with a plan A and then they might consider that suggestion.

Bush
According to a Gallup Poll, three of four Republicans in the country are hanging in there with the president, whereas 3 of 4 Democrats want to hang the president.