October 4th 2007

Bush
President Bush vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have dramatically expanded children's health insurance. This is all part of his new policy "No children left alive."

Bathroom
The infamous airport men's room where Sen. Larry Craig was arrested is getting new stall dividers that now extend from the ceiling to the floor. This gave CNN host Lou Dobbs an idea: he went to the border with Mexico and started foot-taping with people on the other side of the border.

K-Fed
Kevin Federline attended a hearing Wednesday to establish Britney’s visitation rights. Federline arrived wearing a black patch over his right eye, covered by a pair of sunglasses. Apparently one of his sons punched him in the face when K-Fed tried to play his rap CD in the car.

Hybrids
Blind people are complaining that hybrid cars pose a danger because of their lack of noise. To be fair with Hybrid drivers, you can feel their presence when you hear the insults coming from any SUV driver around.

Holidays
In a new survey of 500 Hispanics in the U.S., 15% say they have no idea how to celebrate the traditional American holidays. Apparently they haven’t had time to learn because they are the only ones working on Holidays.

Under 25
AOL's Moviefone website has come up with a list of the 25 Hottest Stars under 25. In first place Nicole Richie. Even pregnant, she’s still under 25 lbs.

The View
Whoopi Goldberg, host of "The View", told House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that she would like to do it with her as well as her husband. Unfortunately, Pelosi’s husband told Nancy that if he'd ever had a threesome, he’d rather do it with 2 women and not another guy.