October 8th 2007

Britney
Britney Spears reportedly missed her first supervised visit with her sons last week because Kevin Federline rang the buzzer several times at her house but nobody answered. Apparently Federline doesn’t know the secret code: ‘Pizza Hut!”

Amputated
A man who lost his amputated leg when he hid it in a smoker that was later sold wants to recover it. He is “hopping” to get it back soon.

Richest Man
The world's richest man, Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim, told Diane Sawyer on "Good Morning America" that he doesn’t own a computer. That’s probably how he got to be the rich, he doesn’t waste his time watching porn at work.

Cell phones
A new prototype phone gives a fitness check to its user. Apparently, every time you use the phone to call Pizza Hut the phone calls you a fatzo.

Blackwater
US lawmakers voted Thursday to make private security firms in Iraq subject to action in US courts. Blackwater immediately agreed as long as it is in front of an LA jury.

Google
Google is reportedly worth $182 billion. Apparently, when you use their google satellite feature to locate their building you see a gigantic money sign on their rooftop.