April 22nd 2008

Deal or no Deal
President Bush made an appearance during the TV show Deal or no Deal to support one of the contestants. You know that it is easy for any contestant to win with the president’s help; you just need to do the opposite of what he tells you to do.

President Bush made an appearance during the TV show Deal or no Deal. According to the producers of the show, this time they could not give any money away because it costs a fortune to find people to fill a room that would cheer the president.

President Bush made an appearance during the TV show Deal or no Deal. Apparently, that’s part of Bush’s new economic plan; if he participates in 30,000 shows that give away $1 million, we’ll be back in track.

Airlines
Starting May 5th, Continental, Delta, Northwest, United and US Air will start charging $25 each way for a second bag and $100 for a third one. The way things are, sooner or later, Airlines are going to charge you extra for the bags under your eyes, your nut sacks and your package.

WWE
The three presidential candidates appeared Monday on World Wrestling Entertainment's live "Monday Night Raw." They all acted like pros; when it comes to fake moves, there’s nobody better than a politician.

The three presidential candidates appeared Monday on World Wrestling Entertainment's live "Monday Night Raw." The match was even until Hillary put both McCain and Obama in an ankle lock and the fight was over.

The three presidential candidates appeared Monday on World Wrestling Entertainment's live "Monday Night Raw." There’s no way anybody can beat Hillary in wrestling; Bill has been trying to put her on her back all his life and never could.

The three presidential candidates appeared Monday on World Wrestling Entertainment's live "Monday Night Raw." They addressed the audience from a big screen and still McCain managed to break his hip.

Bionic Eye
Surgeons have carried out two successful operations in Britain using a pioneering "bionic eye." The system is still primitive and they have not figured out yet how to get rid of the "tatatatatatata" sound every time they use the bionic eye.

Surgeons have carried out two successful operations in Britain using a pioneering "bionic eye" which incorporates a video camera and transmitter mounted on a pair of glasses. The system is still so expensive that before you see anything you have to put up with a 30 second ad.

Obama
Michael Moore has endorsed Barack Obama for president. It is important for Barack because Moore is considered a heavy weight by the Democratic Party and every one else.

John McCain is questioning Barack Obama’s association with a radical U.S. bomber. I don’t think Obama ever knew he was Dick Cheney’s distant cousin.

Hillary
In a new TV ad against Obama, Hillary uses some footage of Osama Bin Laden. The strategy is well thought. Last time Hillary used the footage of a little girl in the 3 AM ads, the little girl came out saying she endorsed Obama, so Hillary’s campaign is hoping Osama Bin Laden will do the same.

Surgeons
According to the American Medical Association the United States may be facing a shortage of general surgeons especially with all the driving Britney Spears is doing these days.

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TV
NBC is creating a number of shows that are based around sponsors' products. Shows to come: Boston Market Legal, The Office Depot, International "House" of Pancakes, The Tyra Bank of America Show, CSI Kentucky Fried Chicken, Dancing with the Starbucks, Sex and the City Bank and Saved by the Taco Bell.