April 11th 2008

Friday leftovers..... For comments, suggestions, ideas please e-mail me at
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You all have a great weekend.......

American Idol
The three presidential candidates did an appearance during the special edition of American Idol. It was the first time Paula Abdul didn’t look like the dumb one.

Hillary Clinton did an appearance during the special edition of American Idol. After her performance Randy Jackson said that she was a little "Bitchy."

Text Message
On Wednesday, federal regulators approved a plan to create a nationwide emergency alert system using text messaging. Apparently, they hired someone fast and reliable when it comes to text messaging: Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick.

Hillary
Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton is proposing to spend $4 billion a year on anti-crime measures; she is good at that, she can eliminate snipers with only one speech.

Couric
CBS announced that Katie Couric isn't leaving anytime soon. Don’t be so sure; apparently, that piece of news was written by Dan Rather…

Bush
President Bush has halted troop withdrawals from Iraq, not because things are going well there, but rather because things are going even worse here.

Only 22 percent of Americans think the country is going in the right direction. Those are the ones that own parachutes.

Study
Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category said James McNulty a researcher of the University of Tennessee who probably looks like a monster and came up with this study to get better quality tail.

Scientists say that fish oil can fight off Alzheimer's. That is if they remember to take one pill a day.

Larry Craig
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig recently revealed that he plans to write a book about the nation’s energy future. Apparently, he believes in creating energy with the friction of two sticks…

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig recently revealed that he plans to write a book about the nation’s energy future. Apparently, Craig likes global warming because it is another chance to see men with less clothes and all covered in sweat.