April 25th 2008

Friday Leftovers.... for comments, ideas, suggestions or whatever please e-mail me at
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you all have a great weekend.....

Sorcerers
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to shrink men's penises. Police kept a naked picture of Rosie O’Donnell as evidence.

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to shrink men's penises, thus giving lots of men another excuse besides cold water: “Honey, I just had a spell cast upon me.”

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to shrink men's penises in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure. Apparently, Larry Craig traveled to Congo to offer the cure for free.

Blackberry
Fox News reported that someone from the Mexican delegation was caught in camera pocketing several White House BlackBerries during a recent meeting in New Orleans. Apparently, he thought it was his job to pick up the blackberries, strawberries, any kind of berries…

Fox News reported that someone from the Mexican delegation was caught in camera pocketing several White House BlackBerries during a recent meeting in New Orleans. Expect Lou Dobbs to do a 48-hour special this weekend.

Obama
In a youtube video that has been circulating heavily on the web, Obama refuses to answer a question about Hamas support because he was eating waffles. It is expected he’ll put on more than 20 lbs during Sunday interview with Chris Wallace in Fox with all waffles he will have to eat to avoid certain questions.

Rice
In response to soaring world prices, Costco and Sam's Club are limiting the amount of rice shoppers can purchase, thus providing men with an excuse to cancel their weddings.

Wesley Snipes
During his final statement and before receiving a 3 year- sentence for tax evasion, actor Wesley Snipes said that he’s unschooled in the science of law and finance. Now President Bush is thinking of pardoning him and making him part of his administration.

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 36 months in prison for tax evasion. His agent said that it is actually not that bad as he expects to shoot at least 5 movies inside the penitentiary.

Costumes
The Shanghai Sheraton put their window washers in Spider-Man costumes Tuesday. Not a novelty though: in the US Motel Six has been putting their window washers and all their staff members in Illegal Immigrants costumes for years.

Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus plans to write her memoir. If you want to save time you don’t need to read it, just look at Britney and you already know the end.