July 25th 2008

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Obama
Barack Obama spoke in front of more than 200,000 people in Berlin yesterday. The fact that he changed his middle name helped; the fliers said Barack Husseinhoff Obama.

A death row inmate in Texas used his last words to urge people to vote for Obama. It was the wrong move. Dick Cheney immediately phoned his buddy Satan and asked him to torture the inmate even more when he got to hell.

A death row inmate that was executed in Texas asked people to vote for Obama, or Osama; we couldn’t hear over the buzzing of the chair...

McCain
McCain decided to counteract Obama’s speech in Victory Column in Berlin and gave his own speech at a German restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. As if that wasn’t enough, McCain left the place goostepping and drove out in the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.

John McCain visited a supermarket in Pennsylvania Wednesday. Tons of people shook his hands, but just because they thought he was the new supermarket greeter.

During a visit to a supermarket in Pennsylvania, cameras caught McCain talking to some shoppers in the cheese section. It was a calculated move by his campaign; they just wanted to show his economic solution for poor people, more government cheese.

John McCain visited a supermarket in Pennsylvania Wednesday. A huge line of people gathered behind him, but just because McCain was pushing the cart very slow.

Coffee
A new study found that 89% of recovering alcoholics are coffee drinkers. It is a technique recommended by AA because having regular coffees in Starbucks leaves alcoholics with no money for booze.

Google
Google has launched its own version of communally constructed online encyclopedia Wikipedia. They claim it is better than Wikipedia; way more inaccurate.

Peacock
A couple of guys from Pennsylvania picked up a peacock that was standing on the edge of the road and put it inside the car. Apparently, when Jay Leno said he was leaving NBC even the peacock saw no future in the Network.

Simmons
During his visit to Congress Thursday, Richard Simmons said that one day he would like to become a senator. He was always a big fan of giving back.