September 12th 2008

Busy day today, so no much time to think of anything. Anyhow, here there are some Friday Jokes. Have a nice weekend.
Pedro

Politics
McCain said Thursday that he would invite Obama to be part of his cabinet. Apparently, if elected, McCain needs a bodyguard to protect him from Sarah Palin.

An Illinois restaurant says that the Barack Obama cookies are vastly outselling John McCain's. Of course, who wants to eat old cookies?

McCain said Thursday he admires mayors because he's divorced from the day-to-day challenges of everyday Americans while in Washington, D.C. Right after that comment, Former Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, texted McCain saying: “I’ll be divorced too.”

Obama said Thursday that he thinks there will be an enormous response if we have a president that consistently asks young people to reach for something bigger than themselves. “Yes,” said Clay Aken, “my friends and I want to reach for something bigger than ourselves.”

Sarah Palin has done a decent job in her interview on TV; she has great presence on stage. Fortunately for her, this presidential election, like beauty pageants, doesn’t have a talent portion anymore.

Economy
According to a recent study, wives are having affairs because, due to the economy, husbands are being forced to work longer hours and don’t have time to please them. They are also having affairs because, due to the bad economy, husbands are asking their wives to look for someone that can cheap in with the bills.

Savings
A man in Blackburn, England, gave away his entire life savings when his doctor told him he only had six weeks to live, but then he didn’t die. Apparently, now the doctor is giving away his entire life savings because the patient told him he’ll kill him soon.