August 31st 2008

Labor Day
This Labor Day looks like any other day, tons of TV ads with mega offers that require no payments, no interests, with sales guys wearing weird suits, offering me the world for almost no money, and... oh, never mind, it is the GOP convention.

Many of the old Republicans are said to be quite mad with McCain’s choice for running mate, a former beauty pageant contestant with almost no experience. Some Republicans are going to be quite vocal during the GOP convention, especially Larry Craig who wants to be the only queen of the party.

According to several surveys, the high price of gas is keeping more people home over Labor Day weekend, especially some Republicans that don’t want to be seen in the GOP convention.

Republicans are kicking off their convention on Labor Day which announces the beginning of Fall.
Even though many may argue that the Fall has started 8 years ago.

Organizers of the GOP convention are now saying that due to Hurricane Gustav, John McCain might give his acceptance speech from the disaster area. It is still unclear if by disaster area they mean the Republican Convention in Minneapolis or New Orleans.

Palin
Political analysts believe that John McCain’s running mate choice was a clear fashion statement: Pal-in, Dark out....

Senator John McCain caught everybody by surprise when on the day of his 72nd birthday he chose Sarah Palin as his running mate. McCain was right. Who would you rather see getting out of your giant birthday cake? A hot, former beauty queen contestant or Tom Pawlenty?

Sarah Palin, McCain’s choice for vice president, is a mother of five. Just picture old McCain going crazy in the White House, screaming to the kids: "Get off my White House lawn, kids!"

Sarah Palin, McCain’s choice for vice president, was Miss Alaska runner up in 1984. That gives everybody a clear idea of what her foreign policy vision will be: World peace...

Political analysts give Sarah Palin no chances in a debate against Joe Biden due to her lack of experience in foreign affairs. That could be true, but wait until we get to the swimsuit portion of the event.

Sarah Palin, McCain’s running mate, has been repeatedly saying that with her candidacy, women can "shatter that glass ceiling once and for all". Political analysts started to believe her, after hearing her high-pitched voice, she definitely has the potential to crack that glass.