August 22nd 2008

Friday Leftovers. Please e-mail me at pedrobartes@hotmail.com with comments, ideas, suggestions, e-mails are always welcome.
You all have a nice weekend

McCain
Threatening letters containing an unidentified powder were sent to John McCain campaign offices in Colorado and New Hampshire on Thursday, officials said. The letters read: "You’ d better take this Metamucil or you won’t poop ever again" signed: Your Doctor.

MTV is starting a new season of the show Cribs, they are already booked for two years and that is only with McCain’s houses.

McCain said Thursday that money is not everything and that he knows billionaires that are not happy. Just like his wife, Cindy, every time she has to change his diapers.

Obama
According to Vanity Fair, Barack Obama has a half-brother that lives in a shack in Kenya. Apparently he is renting that shack from John McCain.

According to Vanity Fair, Barack Obama has a half-brother that lives in a shanty town in Kenya. Apparently he doesn’t want Obama to win in the next elections, nothing personal, but he and the rest of the town are expecting to get all the useless T-shirts that say Obama President.

Friday jokes
Scientists claim that dogs are becoming more intelligent and are even learning morals from human contact. To what Bush’s dog responded: Huh?

Charles Barkley is having a Colonoscopy. I don’t want to say he’s fat but apparently instead of a camera, doctors are putting an entire Network inside his ass.

Microsoft has tapped Jerry Seinfeld as the new spokesman for Vista . Jerry is the right person for that because Vista crashes as often as he crashes his cars.

A recent study found that there are more than a million of Americans that eat while sleepwalking. Hey, at least they exercise while they eat, unlike the rest of the country.