August 12th 2008

Bush
During an interview with Bob Costas in China, President Bush said that the US has not problems. He might have a point; the biggest US problem is in China, visiting the Olympic Games.

McCain
A Wikipedia editor said Monday that John McCain used exactly the same words Wikipedia wrote when giving a speech about the country of Georgia. It is hard to tell; McCain has been inaccurate in most of his speeches before.

Three
Actor Bernie Mac and singer Isaac Hayes have passed away in the last couple of days. If deaths come in threes as we all say, I bet you Hillary is crossing her fingers and we all know wishing who for...

Georgia
President Bush said Monday that Russia’s intentions are not clear for attacking Georgia, unlike HIS intentions for attacking Iraq… It was oil from the very beginning.

People from Georgia that reside in the U.S. are complaining that the U.S. media is not covering the war in Georgia and instead has spent hours talking about the Edwards’ affair. Georgia people have a plan; now they are saying Russia attacked Georgia because Georgia cheated on Russia with Ukraine.

Obama
According to Obama's campaign, the candidate is going to alert his supporters about his vice presidential decision by text message. They can reach millions of people at a time with the speed of Kwame Kilpatrick’s thumbs.

Wedding
Florida Governor Charlie Crist, who is rumored to be gay, has set a date for his wedding. People suspect it is a fixed wedding to increase his chances of being chosen McCain’s VP, especially because the couple is registered in the same places than Star Jones, Liza Minelli, and Renee Zellweger were.

Florida Governor Charlie Crist, who is rumored to be gay, has set a date for his wedding. The couple is registered in Bed, Bath and Beyond Belief.

Media
I don’t want to say the media is obsessed with the Olympics but yesterday they spent hours saying that Edwards is on his way to break Bill Clinton’s record.

Book
Wal-Mart has stopped selling a comic book considered insensitive to black people. When did Imus write a book?

Masseuse
Mercedes Clemens, a certified masseuse in Maryland, claims the state of Maryland is keeping her from her first love: massaging horses… a clear case of discrimination against Sarah Jessica Parker.

Rain
A Focus on the Family Action member, is asking people to join him in a prayer for "biblical" rain on the day Senator Barack Obama gives his acceptance speech at the Democratic national convention. These Republicans keep flip-flopping on Obama. First they said he was Moses, now it's Noah. (Thanks Pat...)