August 7th 2008

Hillary
Sen. Hillary Clinton told a gathering of supporters last week that she did not rule out the possibility of having her name placed into nomination at the convention. Rumors are Democrats have traded Hillary to the republicans for a 4th round draft pick

Hillary Clinton told a gathering of supporters last week that she did not rule out the possibility of having her name placed into nomination at the convention alongside Barack Obama's. Convention organizers are planning to give Hillary the mic to sing the national anthem on the opening day, so after the fat lady sings, Obama can clinch the nomination.

Sen. Hillary Clinton told a gathering of supporters last week that she did not rule out the possibility of having her name placed into nomination at the convention alongside Sen. Barack Obama's. She’s trying to get media attention to promote her upcoming movie: “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits.”

Father
An indigenous New Zealand reptile regarded as one of the last remnants of the age of dinosaurs will become a father for the first time in decades at the age of 111, officials said Wednesday. As soon as he heard the news, Larry King decided to start wearing protection again.

Cheerleaders
On Tuesday, 26 high school cheerleaders from Texas all crammed into an elevator together and got stuck for almost half an hour because the door wouldn’t open, or at least that is what Charlie Sheen told them.

McCain
According to a recent survey, only 31% of Americans say they would carpool with McCain. Only those who don’t need to get to work in time.

A 73 year-old Japanese man is the oldest porn star in the world with more than 200 movies. His record could be broken if McCain gets elected; the senator is way older and could screw a lot more people.

Batman
“Batman: The Dark Knight" continued to smash records by breaking the $400 million mark in only 18 days. They expect to get to $500 millions, as long as producers of the movie can have someone else in the cast involved in an accident.

Dogs
According to scientists from Birkbeck College in London nearly three in four dogs yawned after seeing a human yawn. Apparently, the dogs also suffer the effects of our wives’ babbling.

Greyhound
Greyhound was running an ad campaign that stated that "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage.'" We all know the reason now, beheaded people can’t talk.