August 15th 2008

Gymnasts
Gary Glitter will be released from prison in Vietnam in the next few days. Finally an expert that can tell us how old the Chinese Gymnasts are!

The Chinese government insists on saying that the gymnastic team is all made of 16-year-old girls despite complaints that say they look way younger. Just in case the Government is right, tons of Hollywood celebrities are booking trips to China to try to get their hands on whatever these little girls eat to stay young.

Just nine months before the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese government’s news agency, reported that one of the gymnast competing in the Olympics was 13, which would have made her ineligible to be on the team that won a gold medal. The Chinese government immediately released a statement saying that 9 months are more than 3 years in “gymnast” years.

China said Tuesday it distributed one hundred thousand condoms to the athletes in Beijing. And that was just to the U.S. basketball team.

Obama
A new book about Barack Obama called "The Obama Nation" is at the top of the best sellers list. The book is full of lies and inaccuracies about the candidate. Shouldn’t it be called “The ABOMI Nation" instead?

A book about Barack Obama which people say is just a compilation of all the innuendo and false rumors against Obama is out. In the last chapter the book discusses how Obama switches his little daughters for cuter ones when his poses for the cameras.

A new book about Barack Obama called "The Obama Nation" is at the top of the best sellers list. You can catch the video version of the book by watching Fox News at any time of the day.

Barack Obama revealed he gives his daughters a weekly allowance of one dollar. Actually, it's five dollars, but he keeps four dollars in taxes.

Madonna
Madonna will be turning 50 years old on Saturday. She is really happy to finally be able to get the senior discount every time she goes to see A-Rod play.

Old
A recent survey from the University of Chicago found that three in four men between the ages of 75 and 85 are still having the sex. The other one is still married.

Soldiers
Soldiers in Iraq have donated more to Barack Obama's campaign than to John McCain's. A clear sign that soldiers want to get the heck out of there as soon as possible.

Condoms
A company is working on a new Anti-Rape condom. They expect to sell millions, because lately who doesn’t feel raped by the Bush administration?