August 26th 2008

Storm
Tropical Storm Julio drenched the central section of Mexico's Baja California peninsula on Monday. This is not the first time Julio caused devastation in the area; Julio is known for causing destruction, wreckage and divorces. I mean Don Julio, the tequila.

Democratic National Convention
The environmentally friendly wood key cards the Sheraton Hotel handed its guests in Denver didn’t work and they were forced to switch back to plastic. The Hotel manager was going to suggest to leave the doors unlocked but then he realize with so many politicians in the area, criminal activities increase.

The environmentally friendly wood key cards the Sheraton Hotel handed its guests in Denver didn’t work and they were forced to switch back to plastic. Everybody knew this was not going to work; the only door wood opens is Larry Craig’s.

According to the "New York Times," China sentenced two elderly women to hard labor for requesting permission to protest at the Olympics. Apparently, as a punishment they solely had to make all the American flags and hats used in the Democratic and Republican conventions.

The media reported Obama’s VP pick, Joe Biden, before he could email and text message the name to his fans. Obama wasn’t mad, because his biggest fan IS the media.

MSNBC lost the audio feed of the Democratic National Convention just when Nanci Pelosi started her speech. The TV crew realized there was something wrong, especially when Pelosi started to make sense.

McCain
Political analysts believe that Mitt Romney’s chances to become McCain’s running mate have decreased after the Democrats planned to make wealth a campaign issue. McCain might be force to look for an Independent or even a Democrat for his VP, because it is almost impossible to find someone that is not rich inside the Republican party.

The International Olympic Committee said Monday they found no evidence that the Chinese gymnasts were underaged because Chinese Officials handed proper passports and the correct birth certificates. Apparently, China had hired good people to make fake ID’s, probably the same ones McCain hired to say that he’s only 72.

Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani set up shop in Denver during the Democratic National Convention. Apparently, they’re trying to sell some of their houses to the people there to increase their chances of becoming McCain’s running mates.

It was reported this week that senator McCain has a lot of money left to run his presidential campaign. It is not that he is raising more than Obama, the difference is that he doesn’t spend much. How much could it cost to find tapes of Democrats trashing Obama?

According to Fox News, senator John McCain might announce his running mate choice earlier than expected. Apparently, he decided not to do it on his birthday because he was afraid there was not going to be enough time to blow all the candles of the cake and make the announcement on the same day.