February 26th 2009

People magazine revealed that Obama will finally get a dog in April. Apparently, it took more than expected because it was really hard to find a dog that had paid all its taxes.

People magazine revealed that Obama will finally get his daughters a dog in April. The Obama's joke that Barack will be the official Pooper Scooper; after all, Obama has experience; he's been picking up all the crap Bush has left.

In his speech to Congress, President Obama said the U.S. does not torture. To prove he was wrong, Republicans chose Bobby Jindal to give the rebuttal speech . . .

Somewhere west of Eagle, Colorado, there's a cow elk wandering around with a bar stool stuck on its head. It is a funny story: an elk, a priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar . . .

Chinese Internet users asked to probe the death of a man in custody who police say ran into a wall playing hide-and-seek blindfolded. They don't believe police is saying the truth, especially because a week later police reported the death of a person who died of starvation because he was hiding playing hide-and-seek and nobody found him . . .

Congress heard testimony Tuesday that a goose may have brought down a helicopter in Louisiana last month. It's funny how we always joked about going to war with Canada and we haven't realized that they started a while ago with their Canadian Geese attacks.

The baker that made the controversial Drunken Negro Face cookies in New York opened his bakery again after it closed for a couple of days to undergo "diversity training". He's happy to report that he's changed and that his famous Jew cookies are fried, not baked anymore.

The baker that made the controversial Drunken Negro Face cookies in New York opened his bakery again after it closed for a couple of days to undergo "diversity training". He's happy to report that he's changed and he is now selling "Tipsy African American Cookies."