February 13th 2009

Have a nice weekend you all. Pedro
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Commerce Secretary-designate Judd Gregg has withdrawn his nomination. Isn’t this a sign that the stimulus package is already working? Apparently, there are so many jobs available that people are rejecting them.

Commerce Secretary-designate Judd Gregg said he is withdrawing his nomination because he and Obama are functioning from a different set of views on many critical items of policy. Is that a fancy way to say he didn’t pay his taxes either?

Republican Senator Judd Gregg has withdrawn as Commerce Secretary. It was such a blow for president Obama that even Chris Brown said it was too much.

Police solved a church robbery after they got the thief’s DNA from a half-eaten doughnut the perpetrator left in a box full of doughnuts found in the church's kitchen. There were several suspects at first, starting with all the policemen that arrived to the crime scene.

Henrietta Hughes, a homeless mother who broke down while asking President Obama for help Tuesday, was offered a home soon after the town-hall meeting. Today, Ed McMahon was begging for tickets to attend the next Obama’s Town Hall meeting.

Southwest Airlines has been advertising on TV with a new slogan "Yes you can Sale." Shouldn’t that be the US Airways slogan: "Yes you can SAIL"?

In a playboy interview, Country Singer Kenney Chesney said he’s not gay and that he’s slept with over a hundred women. He just slept with them though. You know how tired you get after a long day of shoe shopping, followed by Mamma Mia at the movies, and a couple of Appletinis?

According to an insider, A-Rod is not dating Madonna anymore because he has enough bad publicity. And because people were noticing his boobs were bigger than hers after he admitted to steroids use.

Police said Thursday that they will investigate death threats against octuplet mom Nadya Suleman. So far, the main suspects are her other 6 kids.

Officials cleared out a Dallas-area elementary school briefly Thursday morning after a second-grade student brought a hand grenade. The kid claimed it was to attack a kid in third grade that usually arrives in his tank.

A suspect in a nationwide mortgage fraud scheme who fled the country was caught at the Canadian border with $70,000 stuffed in his cowboy boots, authorities said Wednesday. Even Bush begged him to throw those boots at him.

A suspect in a nationwide mortgage fraud scheme who fled the country was caught at the
Canadian border with $70,000 stuffed in his cowboy boots, authorities said Wednesday. Even Hillary was shocked by the size of his ankles.

A suspect in a nationwide mortgage fraud scheme who fled the country was caught at the Canadian border with $70,000 stuffed in his cowboy boots, authorities said Wednesday. We don’t know now if women were looking at him because of the size of those shoes or because of the money he was hiding inside.

According to a new online survey, around half of all recent divorcees say they lost most of their friends when their marriage ended, especially when they found out most of them were screwing their wives.

Due to the financial crisis, few women are getting jewelry for Saint Valentine, not because husbands don’t have money to afford them; they just don’t have enough money to cheat on them to justify the jewelry.