February 3rd 2009

A Tucson television station broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted by about 10 seconds of pornographic material that displayed male frontal nudity, making that the only sack the viewers saw in the entire game.

A Tucson television station broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted by about 10 seconds of pornographic material that displayed male frontal nudity. Ironically, the opposite happened to Bill Clinton; his porn movie was interrupted by 10 seconds of football.

Burger King announced today that its broiled-meat scented body spray is “back by popular demand,” just in time for Valentine’s Day. Today, Tony Romo ordered two cases to rekindle his relationship with Jessica Simpson.

A California baby was born with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot. His father said that he’ll remove the two extra fingers of his hands and give the fingers to former president Bush.

Britney Spears will cancel her upcoming tour if K-Fed's lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take the kids on the road. Apparently, she needs the kids to drive the bus.

A groundhog took a bite out of mayor Bloomberg’s hand during Monday morning's annual ceremony at the Staten Island Zoo in West Brighton. Apparently, it was pissed because of an increase on his cave property tax.

A groundhog took a bite out of mayor Bloomberg’s hand during Monday morning's annual ceremony at the Staten Island Zoo in West Brighton. The Groundhog was immediately sent to the vet to be checked for rabies to see if it had contracted it from the mayor.

A groundhog took a bite out of mayor Bloomberg’s hand during Monday morning's annual ceremony at the Staten Island Zoo in West Brighton. And you know that most of the tax payers in New York wished the tradition of forecasting didn’t involve a groundhog, but rather a crocodile or a bear.

A library in Danville, Calif. is waiving all late fees for a book Hero pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger had checked out but lost during the recent incident in the Hudson River. Apparently, the name of the book was: “101 Goose Recipes.”

According to a recent survey, 55% of Republicans want Sarah Palin to be the face of their party. The other 45% want her to be the ass.

Jessica Simpson said she’s not fat and that her doctor told her she was way under 100. Unfortunately for her, he was talking about her IQ.

Some Arkansas lawmakers are trying to pass a bill that would allow people to carry a concealed handgun inside the church. Churches are really pushing for it because if the preacher carries a gun they can be sure you empty your pockets when they pass with their offering plates.

Commercial airline crews reported more than two dozen emergency incidents due to collisions with birds in the past two years. The information immediately caused the uproar of the association Birds Mothers Against Drunk Flying.

In Washington State, lawmakers are suggesting the idea of a 4-day school week leaving Fridays off. The idea is for school and parents to save money on gas and for kids to save money on ammunitions.

Alcohol consumption in Michigan is up 3.5%. It is a new game that caught up lately in Detroit; apparently, people drink every time the Detroit Lions lose.

Doctors say that sperm banks are actually doing well because of the bad economy, because it is the only investment that guarantees some growth.