January 27th 2009

A woman gave birth to eight babies in Southern California on Monday. Unfortunately, it wasn’t without injuries. Apparently, when the doctor slapped the first baby to make him cry, the other seven beat the doc up.

A woman gave birth to eight babies in Southern California on Monday. By the time the last one was born, the first one was already big enough to hold the camera.

The Senate on Monday voted unanimously to postpone the upcoming transition from analog to digital television broadcasting by four months to June 12. Apparently, the petition came from some TV hosts that needed more time for more plastic surgeries.

Gov. Rod Blagojevich. said he wanted to offer the senate seat to Oprah Winfrey. Once again, it was a business decision because like some airlines, he was insisting she pay for two seats.

The coach of a Texas high school basketball team that beat another team 100-0 was fired Sunday, the same day he sent an e-mail to a newspaper saying he will not apologize. Shouldn’t they fire the coach of the team that lost 0- 100?

Obama caught some heat today by conservative pundits because he sat for his first formal TV interview with the Arabic cable TV network Al-Arabiya. Obama claimed that he tried to score an interview with an American network, but they are all too busy interviewing Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Conservative pundits are accusing Obama for talking to the enemy after the president sat for his first formal TV interview with the Arabic cable TV network Al-Arabiya. Obama denied sitting with the enemies, as he hasn’t done any interviews with Fox or Rush Limbaugh.

Timothy Geithner won confirmation Monday as President Barack Obama's Treasury Secretary despite personal tax lapses. The confirmation left aside Obama’s second choice for Treasury Secretary: actor Wesley Snipes.

A woman woke up from a coma after her husband kissed her. It wasn’t that romantic; she woke up and asked where he had been at because his breath smelled of booze.

According to a study by Britain's Institute for Social and Economic Research, divorce, in general, makes men wealthier. Yeah, especially if you’re Guy Ritchie or Kevin Federline…

Home Depot Inc., the biggest home improvement retailer in the U.S., is laying off 7,000 people. On the bright side, the ex-employees didn’t have to go far to try to get a new job; they just lined outside next to the illegal immigrants

Due to the economic crisis, illegal immigration has decreased enormously. Lou Dobbs wanted to celebrate but unfortunately, he’s broke to throw a party.

Police recovered all the money from a bank robbery in West Virginia including $1,690 that a female thief had hidden inside her most intimate of areas. That wasn’t the most impressive part; that money was still inside a safe.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said during a press conference he couldn’t send out some memos because the White House e-mail system was broken. Why did Obama hire Doctor Guptka then?

A 14-year-old boy who fooled Chicago police and spent five hours in a squad car alongside another police officer who was on traffic patrol has tried impersonating a cop before. Apparently, they realized he wasn’t a real cop because he was fit to chase suspects.