January 16th 2009

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You all have a great weekend...
Pedro

U.S. Airways
did you see the crash yesterday? no, no the plane, Bush's farewell address

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. All the passengers survived. In other news, tomorrow, during all the U.S. Airway’s flights, the main menu will be goose taco.

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. All the passengers survived. It was the first time in the airline’s history that all the passengers landed together with their luggage.

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. It gave all the passengers goose bumps.

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. The plane had been flying for a few minutes when the pilot screamed something about a goose. Unfortunaly everybody in the cockpit immediately assumed he was talking about one of his usual drinks.

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. In other news, Samuel L Jackson started working on a new movie... “Geese on a plane.”

A U.S. Airways' plane taking off from New York crashed into the Hudson River after it hit a flock of geese. All the passengers survived thanks to the great pilot’s maneuvers. Today the pilot got a call from Obama asking him to pilot this crashing economy.

Carell
Steve Carell has invested some of his money and purchased a 155-year-old general store in Marshfield, Massachusetts. If Carell continues with bad business decisions such as this one, he might end up working in a real office.

Invisible
Researchers at Duke University are allegedly close to creating a real-life "invisibility cloak". “Right in time”, said Bush and Cheney.

Researchers at Duke University are allegedly close to creating a real-life "invisibility cloak". Oh come on! It has been out there for a while... Didn’t Ralph Nader use it in the last elections?

Coffee
According to a new study from Durham University in England, coffee can cause heavily-caffeinated people to hear voices, especially if you go to Starbucks; you may start hearing voices saying “Sucker! $4 for a coffee?”

FCC
The FCC received 18 complaints about Sunday night's "Golden Globes" telecast. Apparently, they were all mad because Salma Hayek didn’t have a wardrobe-malfunction.

Jokes
According to a study from Washington State University, 37% of people laugh at dumb jokes. No wonder Carson Daily continues on the air.