January 9th 2009

Friday leftovers.... Rough week, but jokes started to come up. If you want to send me a comment, and idea, a suggestion please e-mail me at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a great weekend.

A Wall Street Journal poll said Tuesday that only eighteen percent of Americans will miss President Bush when he leaves office. I didn’t know there were so many comedians in the US…

A Wall Street Journal poll said Tuesday that only 18% of Americans will miss President Bush when he leaves office. The other 82% want him missing.

The United States Army announced that they will accept overweight recruits. The new recruits can’t wait to invade Hamburg.

Oprah Winfrey's show about her recent weight gain was the third-highest rated episode of the season. And today NBC announced a special with Rosie O’ Donnell, Al Gore and Michael Moore.

After the success of the meeting between President Bush, Obama and all the living ex-presidents, the idea is that they will meet more than once a week… At least that’s what Bill Clinton told Hillary…

A Mary Kay woman that went to a house where nobody answered got offended and defecated in its porch. When asked about it, she claimed she just left a Mary Kay sample.

According to a recent survey, 35% of workers didn't get a raise last year. The other 65% got fired.