December 15th 2008

Shoes
An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. And now his family won’t have anything to eat next week.

A man threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. Judging by Bush’s quick reaction, the president must have been pissing off Laura lately coming late from the bar.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. The president ducked, lame ducked both throws.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. The president successfully ducked both throws. When asked how he did it, he said he was like Neo in the Matrix...

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. And millions of Americans wanted to put themselves in the Iraqi reporter’s shoes.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. If this idea catches up among reporters, Bush is going to have more shoes that Imelda Marcos.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. The shoes were size 10. After an arduous investigation, the Bush administration’s intelligence service determined that Iraqis have small penises.

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. And from now onwards MSNBC reporters will be forced to attend Bush’s press conferences barefoot.

Newspapers
The Detroit News and Detroit Free Press might cut home delivery to three days a week for people that want a cheaper delivery option. And for those who really, really want to save money, the paper has a plan to deliver it only the days the Detroit Lions win a game.

Economy
Two high school teachers stuck to an extreme grocery budget for a month and ate on $1 a day. The hardest thing was to poop the quarters.

Republican senators blocked the $14 billion package to rescue the automaker companies because the union workers didn’t want to reduce their salaries. The senators want the workers to feel the same pain they are feeling now that lobbyist have lowered their salaries too.

In the news
According to a recent study, 12.5% of Hispanic men suffer from erectile dysfunction. Apparently, not all the wives that hire them to work on their gardens look like the ones in Desperate
Housewives.

A study says that obesity may raise the risk of headaches, especially on the guy the fatty stepped on.

Oprah Winfrey says that she now weighs 200 pounds. Apparently, now the O of her magazine is for obese.

A group of more than 40 women in Naples, Italy, said they will withhold sex if their husbands or boyfriends set off fireworks during the holiday season. Apparently, having sex with husbands with no fingers is not that enjoyable.

On New Year's Eve, a leap second will be added to the clock just before 7:00 P.M. Eastern. And that gives Seth Rogan the chance to complete 5 more movies this year.