December 11th 2008

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http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5960125dec11,0,7385965.story

Rod Blagojevich
Gov. Rod Blagojevich told the media Monday that they can tape him, that he didn’t mind. And today his lawyers followed his orders and taped his mouth so he would shut up and stop burying himself.

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. is probably the "Candidate 5" identified in an FBI complaint against Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The other 4 are Tito, Jackie, Michael, and Jermaine...

Federal authorities on Wednesday identified Democratic Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. of Illinois as the "Candidate 5" mentioned in an FBI complaint against Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Why do you think his father cried when Obama won the elections? He knew his castration comments against Obama would have some consequences...

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was taped trying to sell a U.S. Senate seat for lots of money and all sort of things in exchange. Maybe if the Cubs had hired him to sell seats for the team, they wouldn’t have such a financial crisis

Inauguration Day
According to the National Park Service, there would be one bathroom for every 6,849 customers at the National Mall for Inauguration Day. The only lucky people are the old conservatives that will attend the event because Obama scares the crap out of them.

In the news
A volunteer Santa was attacked by a bobcat at a PetSmart store fundraiser in Mays Landing. This is not the first time Santa has been attacked by animals this season. Apparently, a bunch of young volunteer Santas encountered angry cougars at several bars in the malls.

The NFL is laying off 14% of its staff over the next 60 days. Sorry Lions and Seahawks fans...

Ricky Martin showed his twins in the new issue of Peple magazine. Did he finally get out of the closet and get breast implants?