December 2nd 2008

Bush
President Bush said during an interview that he was unprepared for the war, unlike Cheney that was training to cause one since he was a kid.

President Bush said during an interview that he’s spent a lot of time thinking about people who are losing work, or watching their 401Ks go down. Come on, that’s ridiculous, president Bush thinking?

President Bush said that most people voted for Barack Obama because they decided they wanted him to be in their living room for the next four years . If that was the logic behind voting, Americans would have voted for a Pizza Hut delivery guy.

Sports
N.Y. Giants receiver Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at a Manhattan club Friday night. He wasn’t worried about the injury because he knew that even with one leg he would still be good enough to play for the Detroit Lions or the Seahawks.

A company called Atlas Sports Genetics is offering a new genetic test that can tell which sports your toddler will be good at. “If only this test was available a while ago,” said the Detroit Lions’ fans.
A company called Atlas Sports Genetics is offering a new genetic test that can tell which sports your toddler will be good at, or a the Chinese call it: Olympics Tryouts.

Lance Armstrong will race in the 2009 Tour de France. Apparently, he finally grew some ball and decided to do it.

In the News
Axl Rose is demanding an apology from Dr Pepper after the company botched a soda giveaway tied to the new Guns N' Roses album. This is not the first time Axl has done this; he also asked for an apology from another doctor: the one that did his plastic surgery.

Amy Winehouse is said to be working with lawyers to divorce her husband. Apparently, they’ll only need a credit card and a big mirror to divide their possessions.

The number one question on Ask.com this year was “How do I get pregnant?” The question was asked everywhere in the country except in Alaska.

The nomination of Hillary Clinton as a Secretary of State is causing some criticism among some of Obama supporters and some conservatives. Why would people be so critical of her nomination? After all, we all know Hillary doesn’t suck.

According to some papers, Michelle Obama is to receive a $30, 000 ring from Obama for helping her husband win the election. I can’t imagine how expensive are the rings Obama will have to buy to president Bush and to Sarah Palin then.