November 25th 2008

Bush
President Bush said Monday that he had told Obama he’d inform him every time he was to make a big decision during this transition. Today, Bush called Obama to inform him that Laura had chosen paper instead of plastic at the supermarket.

President Bush announced a massive rescue package for Citigroup. This time he made it more spiritual, dressed as Santa, and screaming to the CEO’s "ho! ho! ho!"

Obama
Barack Obama says that he wants to rebuild America. Republicans immediately offered some people they don’t need anymore like Tito the Builder and Joe the Plumber....

In the news
According to a recent research, taking a nap helps people get creative. Please let’s feed Henry Paulson some Turkey right now....

A new study has found that women who go to church are less likely to die than women who don't, especially those who go to say "I do" to a wealthy rich old man.

A recent study has found that one in three American workers don’t have enough to do at work, especially at Chrysler…

A recent study has found that one in three American workers don’t have enough to do at work. The study was conducted among people in Congress.

According to a poll by PopEater.com, Jennifer Aniston is the celebrity you would most like to have Thanksgiving dinner with. Ben Affleck came in second, but just to be the turkey.

Stripper
A man in New York is offering a service that consists of a stripper dancing on a pole attached to the back of his bicycle. It is not that sexy though; the stripper doesn’t look that hot with the helmet on.

A man in New York is offering a service that consists of a stripper dancing on a pole attached to the back of his bicycle. How bad is our economy that now strippers dance on bicycles instead of limos? And what is worse, the guy is probably delivering papers at the same time!

Gas
Gas is only $2 average in the entire country. There goes our excuse to avoid the Thanksgiving family reunion!

Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes is leaving the Hannity & Colmes TV show to fulfill his dream of becoming a Kermit the Frog impersonator.

Ed Young
Reverend Ed Young, the pastor who challenged his congregation to have sex for seven days in a row, couldn’t complete the task. Fortunately for his church, his wife did.

Reverend Ed Young, the pastor who challenged his congregation to have sex for seven days in a row, only did 6 days because he was too tired. Apparently, it was hard for the pastor to have to please his wife plus all the women in his congregation.