November 11th 2008

Obama
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is under fire for saying that he will get along well with Obama because he is young, handsome, and with a tan. Somebody please tell Berlusconi that Romney didn’t win the elections.

Dogs are not the only pets US presidents had in the White House: John Quincy Adams had a pet alligator, Benjamin Harrison had two pet opossums, and Bill Clinton a little cow named Monica.

Michelle Obama wore yesterday a bright red dress to visit the White House. Apparently, she wants to help the economy by attracting a bull market.

People who betted money on Obama to win the elections are celebrating after cashing their winnings. They’ll have time to cry when Obama taxes them for their winnings, though.

The secret service investigated more than 500 death threats against Obama during the election. They already have a suspect because most of the letters finish with "You betcha I’m going to kill you..."

Zoo
An elephant at the Houston zoo died of herpes. And today zookeepers spotted a mouse running around the zoo scratching its crotch.

Palin
Sarah Palin's father said that Sarah spent Saturday getting the clothes ready to return them to the Republican Party, but that she was concerned some of it might be lost, like her kids’ underwear. Apparently, she ordered Todd to check the back of some cars to find Bristol’s.
In the News
According to a recent research, Human beings show individual "odourprints" that cannot be masked by diet. So, no matter how much garlic politicians eat, they still smell like BS.

Researchers from Columbia University have found that 59% of teens eat dinner at home with their family at least five times a week. The other 41% aren’t that lucky because not even their parents can afford diner anymore.

Dick Cheney went to Andrews Air Force Base's medical center on Saturday to get his knees X-rayed. Apparently, kneeling to pray Satan for an Obama loss took its toll on his knees.

Actor Josh Brolin said that President Bush saw the movie W and liked it... until Laura told him it was about him.

Bush
During the visit to the White House Obama wanted to discuss domestic affairs with the president. And Bush spent almost two hours telling him which maid he should not trust.Michelle

Obama asked president Bush and his wife Laura for advice about schools in the area to enroll her two little daughters. Bush recommended the one which kids help him with his school homework.