November 4th 2008

Elections
Today is Election Day, or as a Nader calls it, Tuesday.

Democrat Barack Obama came up a big winner in the presidential race in Dixville Notch, N.H., where the nation's first Election Day votes were cast and counted early Tuesday. I don’t want to say it’s over, but if you check e-Bay, someone in Alaska is selling designer clothing.

On Election Day a woman flipped a coin before voting to decide her choice. She ended up voting for Obama what proves that Obama is for change and change is for Obama.

According to his PR agency, Joe the Plumber won’t be recording a country album. Ironically, he didn’t have the pipes for that.

President Bush and John McCain only shared 12 minutes since Bush endorsed him early on in the campaign. And that just because they bumped into each other while hiding from Dick Cheney.

In the news
Two 16-year-old teens have been abandoned at Nebraska hospitals under the state's much-criticized safe haven law. When my uncle Paul heard that, he bought a house in Nebraska, painted it white, put a sign that said hospital and waited outside in a recline chair.

Jean-Claude Van Damme has been forced to cancel promotional appearances for his new movie "JCVD" because he has a dog in a coma. Apparently, the dog was exposed to a preview of the movie.