October 27th 2008

GOP
Sunday’s media was flooded with reports that there’s some finger pointing within the McCain campaign. Palin’s aides blame McCain for the future loss and McCain is pointing his finger at Sarah Palin, not to blame her, just to go with the joke, pull my finger.

According to media reports, Sarah Palin is going rogue and flying solo. It was actually McCain the one that wanted her to do that; apparently, he was sick and tired of sharing the plane with her screaming children all the time.
Latest polls clearly say that Sarah Palin is a drag on John McCain. It came as a surprise to everybody who thought the only drag for McCain was Giuliani.

The GOP tried to calm their political contributors, and claimed that the fact that they spent $150,000 on Sarah Palin’s wardrobe is part of their political strategy. She already appeals to the Joe-Six packs out there, now they want her to appeal to all the Pierre-Six Château Margaux as well.

Bush
White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said Sunday that President Bush has voted and will mail his ballot to Texas. According to Perino, Bush voted for McCain, but cut out a little portion of the ballot, to show discontent because the senator only voted 90 percent of the times with Bush’s policies.

“B”
Police said that a McCain campaign volunteer that claimed she was attacked by a black man that scratched a B on her face for Obama made the story up. A certified graphologist determined the handwriting on the B belongs to Karl Rove.

Police said that a McCain campaign volunteer that claimed she was attacked by a black man that scratched a B on her face for Obama made the story up. Not only that, apparently the B stands for “baloney.”

McCain’s brother
John McCain’s brother, Joe, called 911 to complain he was stuck in slow traffic and cursed at the 911 operator. Apparently, Joe was driving behind a very slow driver, his brother.

Isiah Thomas
New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas was taken to the hospital and treated for an accidental overdose of sleeping pills early Friday. It wasn’t only pills; apparently, Isiah Thomas also watched tapes of the Knicks from last season.

In the news
A 73-year old man called the fire department after he got his junk stuck in a steel pipe. It was taking about 90 minutes to remove the guy’s member from the pipe, when someone in the department came up with the great idea of showing him a naked picture of Rosie O’Donel.

Some California voters are getting to cast their ballots at drive thru polling places. And, if things go like at McDonalds, when you ask for Obama, you end up getting a McCain.