October 24th 2008

Friday leftovers...Hey shoot me an e-mail if you feel like it at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a nice weekend

Obama
During an interview, Barack Obama sneezed on a reporter, who replied, "Your dad bless you".

During an interview, Barack Obama sneezed on a reporter. The McCain campaign is now saying Obama hates America and has started a biological war.

McCain
John McCain may skip his own election night party at the Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix on the evening of Nov. 4. Apparently McCain will attend Obama’s party which is guaranteed to be a lot more fun.

McCain said that Obama will say anything to try get elected, unlike Sarah Palin that won’t say much to try to get elected.

McCain said that Obama will say anything to try get elected. I agree, said Palin, and then she added: Obama pals around with terrorists, his wife hates America, and his two little girls are plotting to kill Dora the explorer.

Palin
Advisers to Sarah Palin said on Wednesday that the purchases of campaign clothes, which were classified as "campaign accessories", is not a big deal. As a matter of fact, Sarah Palin could be consider a "campaign accessory".

In the news
The HandleBar in Pensacola, Florida, is offering free beer to anyone who votes. Because that’s what we need to leave the faith of our country in the hands of alcoholics.

Samuel L. Jackson said that Barack Obama has to campaign carefully because "the last thing America wants to see is an angry black man." Apparently Jackson doesn’t want competition when it comes to represent to angry black men.

The Bush administration said that by the time Bush leaves office, they expect to complete 95 percent of security fence along the Mexican border. Apparently they need at least 5 percent of the fence unfinished so the members of the Bush administration can escape before someone catches them.

A contest that would pay $10,000 to an engaged couple, as long as they abstain from premarital sex, hasn't gotten any takers. Apparently Alaska wasn’t the best place to promote the contest.

A group of sixth-graders at Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield, Missouri decided to make last Monday "Hit a Jew Day". And Mel Gibson was such a proud dad.