October 22nd 2008

Palin
Sarah Palin introduced another supporter like Joe the plumber Tuesday at an outdoor rally in Colorado: a Colombian construction worker who she named "Tito the builder". Tito, don’t get too attached to the new name, because if McCain wins the elections, it’ll probably change to Tito The Deported Builder.

Taking "Joe the Plumber" wordplay to an unprecedented new level, Sarah Palin on Monday dubbed Barack Obama "Barack the Wealth Spender". Fortunately for her candidacy, she ignored most of her rally supporters’ suggestions.

Sarah Palin introduced Tuesday at an outdoor rally in Grand Junction, Colorado, another supporter like Joe the plumber, a Colombian construction worker who she named "Tito the builder". Expect new ones soon, like Mike the policeman, Tom the cowboy, and Jeb the indian.

Political.com revealed yesterday that The Republican National Committee spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin including $4,716.49 on hair and makeup. This just in: John Edwards changed party affiliations and became Republican.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin charged the state for her children to travel with her, including to events where they were not invited. She probably saved the Alaskans tons of money, because if she didn’t take her kids with her, do you how much it’d cost for the government to deal with more teen pregnancy?

Voting
A woman in New Mexico was not allowed to vote because she wore an Obama T-shirt and broke the voting dress code. Apparently, you cannot wear any slogan or any color that shows your party affiliation. Officials recommended to wear something totally white, like a sheet.

Text Messages
A company is offering a new program called "Text Guard" that would let you read all your kids’ text messages for only $11,95. Unfortunately, you’ll probably have to pay a lot more to hire a translator to understand what they are saying.
A company is offering a new program called "Text Guard" that would let you read all your wife’s text messages for only $11,95. I can help you save money; she’s screwing her boss.

Loose mom
A woman in England told a newspaper that she lets her 13-year-old daughter drink, smoke and have one night stands with friends, as long as her daughter promises to join her in her political campaign .

Chubby
According to a recent study from the University of New South Wales in Australia, 1 in 3 kids who are born to chubby mothers have a chance of becoming obese themselves. The other two couldn’t find a good place to hide their food from mommy.

Bear
Police have seven suspects in the case of a dead bear covered with two Barack Obama campaign posters that was dumped at the entrance to Western Carolina University: Sarah, Todd and their five kids.