October 8th 2008

Debate
Political analysts said that the phrase "That one" used by McCain to refer to Obama was inappropriate. The McCain campaign claimed it didn’t have any bad connotation; it is just that before the debate every time McCain asked people outside the Town Hall, “are you going to vote for me?” People would tell him: “no, that one,” so the phrase stuck to him.

Did you hear the debate was delayed? Apparently, we’re so broke, the couldn’t find anybody with a coin to do the coin toss.

Airlines
Delta airlines will block pornographic websites from its in-flight internet. Apparently they realized their seats are already too small to accommodate one person, let alone a person and his revitalized little friend.

Palin
The media reported Tuesday that during a Sarah Palin’s rally, when the candidate started to harshly criticize Obama, somebody in the audience screamed "Kill Him." It was almost inaudible, behind the screams of "Show you t... show your t..."

Political analysts believe that the tone of the recent series of speeches Sarah Palin gave about Obama, could hurt her future political career. They are borderline racists and too confrontational, what guarantees her a juicy contract as a Fox News anchor.

Congress
Congress passed a law boosting insurance coverage for mental health. As always, congress looking after their people first.

The economy is so bad, I went to check my 401 K, and they told me I only have 01 K's left.

In the news
According to a recent study, one in three employees have been attacked by a co-worker. The other two didn’t pat the receptionist’s ass after commenting that it was hard like a rock.

Scientists have built a robot that looks just like a little girl. And the store next to Woody Allen’s house just ran out of batteries.

The tallest man in the world has become a father. I don’t want to say his kid is going to be as tall as him, but he can already breast feed standing up.

A 61-year-old man has been charged with demanding sex from his wife and threatening her with a gun. The bad news for him is that he will have to go to jail; the good news, he’ll definitely get plenty of sex there.

A school bus driver was fired for attempting to quiet down the kids by stopping the bus on some train tracks while the train was approaching. That wasn’t the worst part; to make it more dramatic, she told the kids she was receiving a text message from the conductor of the train.