October 3rd 2008

Friday leftovers! Hey guys if you have any comments, suggestions, ideas or anything, please write me an e-mail at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a nice weekend. Pedro

Market
The market went down again on Thursday because of unemployment rate numbers. U.S. employers eliminated 110,000 net jobs, most of them the people that prepped Sarah Palin for the interview with Katie Couric.

Debate
According to political pundits, Sarah Palin had a great performance in the first half of the debate but declined considerably in the second half. Fortunately for her, by that time, all the Joe-Six-Pack’s out there had passed out already after drinking the packs.

Most pundits agreed last night that Joe Biden was controlled and his answers were short and right the point, something he’s not known for. I wouldn’t like to be in his wife’s shoes when he got home after the debate. He’s probably still talking.

The debate started a little bit later than expected. Apparently, during the coin toss to determine the order of the answers, Palin kept shooting the coin.

McCain
John McCain said that the reason he's dropped in the polls is because "Sometimes, life isn't fair." I agree, said a bunch of CEO’s celebrating the bailout vote in the senate, eating caviar and drinking champagne.

Palin
In an interview aired Thursday, Sarah Palin claimed that Dick Cheney's worst act as vice president was his "duck hunting accident." Because you don’t shoot lawyers in the face; if you want to kill them, you shoot straight to the heart.

In the News
A New Jersey woman claims she was sexually assaulted by a male JetBlue flight attendant. The airline immediately fired the flight attendant for not being gay.

The national debt clock in New York is about to run out of digits. Nothing to worry about, we ask China for some money and replace it for another one right away, one with flashy lights and even music.

NASA says that China may beat the U.S. in returning a man to the moon. Apparently, they are going to pirate the tape of our landing.

Researchers from Harvard University say that getting enough sleep makes you more creative. Can somebody please give some Ambien to the creators of According to Jim?

An Italian neurologist says the stress of having an affair can kill you, especially if your wife catches you when you are doing it.