September 26th 2008

Happy Friday! I almost pulled a McCain and didn't write any jokes until Congress aprove the bailout plan but I thought some people might need a chuckle with so many bad news, especially if you are a WAMU stockholder. So these are some Friday leftovers. If you have any comments, ideas, suggestions, or a bailout plan send me an e-mail at
pedrobartes@hotmail.com Have a nice weekend Pedro....

Bush
Some economists predicts that if there’s no consensus on a plan on the bailout before Monday , the market can collapse on the opening. Bush told them to relax because he has a plan that will gain some time: a 4 months weekend.

Magician David Blaine had the live broadcast of his daredevil stunt interrupted by president Bush’s address to America on Wednesday. Unfortunately after Bush’s speech, any other stunt look amateurish.

OJ Simpson trial continues in Las Vegas this week. This time, unlike last week, OJ seems to be really confident things will finish in his favor. if Bush is capable of getting away selling the bailout to Americans, like he sold the War in 2003, OJ might walk away free again.

Sinuses
Researchers have found out that pleasuring yourself is an excellent natural remedy to clear up your sinuses. This just in: Megan Fox has been nominated for the Nobel Prize in medicine for her contribution to the cure of the Sinuses.

Rock
Scientists have found a 4.28 billion years old rock, the oldest known rock on earth. They found it in McCain’s office in Washington being used as a paperweight.

Dollar
According to a new study, people spend more when there’s no dollar sign in front of the price on a menu. Unless you’re a foreigner, because now when you see the dollar sign, you laugh and ask for the most expensive bottle of wine.

Sterilized
A Louisiana Congressman says we should pay poor people $1,000 to get sterilized Apparently, it’ll be known in congress as the Bob Barker bill.

Affair
According to a recent survey, one in three fathers have had an affair since their kids were born. The other two have not met my wife yet.

School
A male teenager from Hamilton, Kentucky, is fighting for his right to wear makeup at school, but school leaders say it's a distraction. Especially for teachers that cannot stop fantasizing about him.