October 28th 2008

Steven
Sen. Ted Stevens was convicted today on seven counts of failing to report more than $250,000 in improper gifts he received from 1999 to 2006. Apparently, his lawyer wasn’t savvy enough to use the famous Palin’s strategy and say that Stevens was going to donate all those gifts after his career as a senator was over.

Palin
Sarah Palin said during a political rally that she doesn’t wear her wedding ring because it hurts sometimes when she shakes hands. And also because it leaves marks on McCain’s face after the slapping to wake him up during the speeches.

Fat wedding
Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book of Records, got married. It was pretty romantic when he carried his wife on his arms to get into the hotel room, and them both were carried by a crane so he could move.

Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book of Records, got married. Everything was beautiful and romantic, especially the part when he got on his knees, not to profess his love, just to pick up the rice they threw at him to cook some “arroz con pollo” later.

Director
"Deep Throat" director Gerard Damiano has died. Ironically, the news was hard to swallow by all the porn actors that were part of his movies.

Biden
Joe Biden lost his voice in the last couple of days. And they just caught Obama adding more ice to Biden’s drinks.

Isiah Thomas
Police didn’t buy Isiah Thomas’ story that it wasn’t him but his daughter the one that OD'd on sleeping pills. He wasn’t smart, if he had said the Knicks’ players were the ones that took the sleeping pills everybody would have believed it.

Couples
According to a recent survey, 9 in 10 married couples haven’t tried anything new in the bedroom since their first anniversary. He still does the same nanny, and she does the same gardener.